GOD - THE UNTOLD STORY
' The dinosaurs were bright pink?!'
God’s back and He’s not happy. So He’s decided it’s time to set the Biblical record straight and tell His side of the story.
In this exclusive and literally earth-shattering interview, God reveals the real truth behind the stories of the Old Testament and the tumultuous history of the human race.
GENRE: Biblical Comedy
BY: Jason Fité
STATUS: Released January 2021
INFORMATION: The stage play has had two successful London runs, most recently at the KING'S HEAD THEATRE in Islington.
REFERENCES: Mel Brooks, Monty Python, The Book of Mormon (musical)
After several centuries in retirement, God has decided to make a comeback and will be granting an exclusive interview to popular chat-show host, Binty O'Reilley.
In an attempt to put the Biblical record straight, God will give His version of the events of the Old Testament, as well as revealing some intimate details of His personal life and commenting on the state of the world in 2020.
This epically momentous event will feature special guests including King Solomon, Moses, and Mr and Mrs Unicorn.
Discover where God has been all this time and why He has decided to return now.
Exclusive revelations include....how the dinosaurs were wiped out, the true hiding place of the Ark of the Covenant and how the Israelites accidentally invented surfing.
‘The truth is the story I am about to tell you and it is the greatest story never told. Greater even than The Lord of the Rings - though hopefully a bit shorter.'